The SOTU from Bad to Verse
"The State of the Union's just Grand.
All things are improving, as planned,
'Cause I'm the Decider,
The Leader and Guider,
....Why I'm tanking I don't understand."
"Now, 'cause I'm the War President,
I better not hear no dissent
When I ask for more billions
To add to the trillions
The taxpayers already spent."
"Mah Fellow Amurkans, I urge
All of y'all to support my new Surge:
With Resolve, we will Strive,
Blah blah blah, watch this drive.
And Democracy soon will emerge."
"We'll defeat these Islamo-fascistas
And open up new Freedom Vistas,
If you don't buy my lies,
You must hate our G.I.s,
And their moms and their dads and their sistas."
"So let us move forward together
To send in them troops hell-for-leather,
Sure, things'll get worse,
I'll pretend the reverse -
The same as I done with the weather."
"And when things go south in Baghdad,
I've got a new plan; aintcha glad?
I'll rage and I'll bluster
And start a new cluster-
Fuck - then I'll have more wars than Dad."
"So that's all for now, folks! God bless!
And God Bless America, yes!
God bless KBR,
And God bless my war!
Now, Lieberman, time for my kiss!"
posted by The Moose at 6:05 AM
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Jim Webb's SOTU reponse Rocked! Blew me away.
"As I look at Iraq, I recall the words of former general and soon-to-be President Dwight Eisenhower during the dark days of the Korean War, which had fallen into a bloody stalemate. "When comes the end?" asked the General who had commanded our forces in Europe during World War Two. And as soon as he became President, he brought the Korean War to an end.
These Presidents took the right kind of action, for the benefit of the American people and for the health of our relations around the world. Tonight we are calling on this President to take similar action, in both areas. If he does, we will join him. If he does not, we will be showing him the way. "
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